> A word to the wise ... I find that ... > > "Yes, Dear!" > > and > > "But you look so nice ... Why not buy both?!" > > ... generally keep me out of more than an average amount of > trouble. So, you're *not* recommending "Honey, it ain't the *pants* that make your butt look big!" or "Hey, that's the first time I've doinked someone's mom!" Probably all for the best . . .