[thechat] Lame joke o' the day

Syed Zeeshan Haider szh at softhome.net
Mon Jun 30 16:15:51 CDT 2003

From: "Madhu Menon"

> A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms
> around   his neck: "Darling, I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I
> think we're  going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but
> we until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
> The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell,
> because  the young couple haven't paid their last bill: "Are you Mrs.
> Smith?
> You're a month overdue, you know!"
> "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
> "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the electric
> company.
> "What are you saying? It's in your files?????"
> "Absolutely."
> "Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."
> That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, 
> rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning.
> "What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month
> overdue? What business is that of yours?"
> "Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All you have
> to
> do is pay us."
> "PAY you? and if I refuse?"
> "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut you off."
> "And what would my wife do then?"
> "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."



Where do you get such things from?



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