Mr. Akhtar: Assalaam-o-Alaikum, Miss Rosy! How are you? Miss Rosy: Oh! Wa-Alaikum-us-Salaam! I am fine. Thanks! Mr. Akhtar: I thought you were out of country, perhaps in USA. Miss Rosy: Yea! I went to see my Auntie in USA. But I was caught by the air port authorities in New York. Mr. Akhtar: Why, Miss Rosy? Miss Rosy: They found a picture of famous Pakistani pop singer. Mr. Akhtar: Which one? Miss Rosy: One who was clean-shave some years ago and now he has a religious type of beard. Mr. Akhtar: Do you mean Junaid Jamshed? Miss Rosy: Yea! Junaid Jamshed. In a latest photograph he has a religious type of beard. They found that photo in my luggage and said to me, "You are from Al-Qaeda". (For JJ Photo: http://akhbar.urdupoint.com/columns/naukhaiz_akhtar/28-05-02.shtml) Mr. Akhtar: In this case, you were supposed to be in Guantanamo Bay but you are here in you own country, Pakistan. How? How were you released? Miss Rosy: Wait a minute, Akhtar. I am telling you. I tried my best to tell you that I had no relation with Al-Qaeda I offered them proofs but they didn't listen to me. They said, "You are from Al-Qaeda and we'll send you to Guantanamo Bay. I told them about my bad relations with extremists like Al-Qaeda but they did not believe me. Mr. Akhtar: Then? Miss Rosy: Then I offered them lots of Pak Rupees but they refused to released me. I offered them Euros but they still refused. Mr. Akhtar: Then what did you do? Miss Rosy: Then I offered them US Dollars. Mr. Akhtar: That's what for which they would have agreed. Miss Rosy: No! They still insisted to send me to Guantanamo. Mr. Akhtar: But the fact is you are in Pakistan. And the question is how? Miss Rosy: My Auntie had asked me on telephone for two cans of Pakistani oil. I had those cans in my luggage. I offered the Americans those cans of Oil. They accepted them very happily and released me. I stayed with my aunt for two weeks and now I am back in Pakistan. -- The End -- (Adopted) -- Syed Zeeshan Haider. http://syedzeeshanhaider.faithweb.com/ ----------------------------------- Allah says to Mankind: "Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?"